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Skype Shenanigans ft Nemo


[17:44:05] Kai: damn you and your obsessive tagging
[18:05:19] Nemo: it’s not a problem shut the fuck
[18:09:28] Kai: shut the fuck
[18:09:55] Nemo: yeah
[18:10:11] Kai: okay
[18:10:13] Kai shuts the fuck
[18:10:22] Nemo: good.
[18:10:29] Kai: lol jk
[18:10:34] Kai opens the fuck
[18:11:11] Nemo opens a packet of fuck
[18:11:23] Kai: I hope those fuck taste nice
[18:11:49] Kai: My fuck didn’t taste as good as yours will
[18:11:50] Kai: jesus christ
[18:12:30] Nemo hands u a bible

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me




The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow


But if red touches black, you’re okay jack


I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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